everyone should delete tiktok except this guy i wanna be alone with them
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Item: finally, a mace that deals fire damage without the danger of open flames. Sadly it does appear to be corded, requiring a source of electricity to function; maybe just make sure the party includes a, uh, [pauses to look up creatures that can generate electricity] Pikachu
The Crispy Camper
Level 48 fire axe
- Sets enemies on fire
- +25% faster swing speed
- -25% damage penalty
- While in water, wearer is slowed and takes damage
This is brilliant, but probably would require to be combined with the dreaded hip jeans to keep the proportions of the legs relatively coherent
Hmmm
I think you could also go the other way and use a long shirt/hoodie and pants that don't hug the knees. Ambiguous proportions. Become shapeless. Where did it come from where did it go.
googling ‘jobs for autistic people’ and realising that everyone still thinks autistic people are either sheldon cooper or really tall toddlers
NVM ONE SUGGESTED NIGHT GUARD OUTTA MY WAY GAYBOY IM GONNA FUCK FREDDY FAZBEAR
Literally the temptation to be a security night guard is so great sometimes
Kinda relevant greentext
[ID: pixel art of a person with eye bags, a tired expression, and long, fluffy, green hair; they are wearing a gray hoodie. The art has been mirrored on the other side of the image so that it looks like two identical versions of the same person are looking at each other. The two are having a conversion, which reads:
[First person: thank you for changing my life
[Second person: im literally you
[First person: i know, thank you for learning to love me unconditionally ./ End ID]
the crime the criminal
Objection!
Your honor. It's true that a first glance at the evidence would suggest my client was responsible. But let's look a little further, shall we?
I have here a reverse image search for the crime scene as well as my client's photo.
And if you look closely at the results...
The blogs and dates don't match.
My client has been framed!
And why? Because their iconic "mischievous smile" makes for a funnier post, of course. But nothing, not even Tumblr notes, is more important than the truth!
I present to you: The original unaltered post and the true culprit!
Can i interest you in some 2ch ascii cats in these trying times?
reminder that these are NOT from 1993
if you look at the date, its day 5271 of september 1993
its in reference to the eternal september of 1993
Why are there so many people I follow in my "for you" tab? I follow them... I SEE their posts. Yes, all of them. I scroll down my entire dash every day.
because they're... for you
I suspect Tumblr's devs are well aware of how much most of its userbase hates "For You", and accordingly puts in minimum effort into it before calling it a day.
hey, tumblr dev here, and actually, most people like For You. that's why we're working on it a lot lately.
surprise!
honest question, how do you know? Do you get analytics on how much of that tab VS the others people are using or?
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